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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 12:00

Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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OK, bye then

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 23:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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Father, you mean father

By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 02:02

Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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Fiancé of the year

By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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badumdum 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:24

I love the wording of this FML :)

cookiexcookie 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:28

break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/

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Federgirl 19

Sunday 26 January 2014 0:56

damn that totally sucks!!! I'm sorry!

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:24

I can smell Adam

ddlovatolover 23

Sunday 14 September 2014 12:55

Hey, at least you weren't one of the three women.

Skoff_fml 27

Sunday 25 January 2015 4:19

run forest run!

Thoricsteam20 24

Monday 6 April 2015 18:42

Fyl

hayleyblack2u71 21

Wednesday 22 April 2015 15:00

Soon to be four children, eh?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 19 June 2015 5:15

I like how this is worded, I'm surprised that you aren't pregnant with how he seems to easily get a woman pregnant.

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 14 March 2016 5:02

before or during your relationship. also did they dump him or vice versa. details man!

sweet-nothing 1

Sunday 26 March 2017 21:58

bet he's broke all the time. can you imagine the child support coming out of his paychecks. damn. Then on top of that, the baby mamma drama. not by 1 or 2 but 3.

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 19 March 2021 23:55

How could you possibly not pick up on that?

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