By AZN656 - 04/03/2010 11:24 - Australia

Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML
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smokey420 2

how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi

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betseyville 6

Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.

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Erindub 0

Dude that blows. Plenty of opportunities to seek revenge however : )

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ElMetalero 0

or just kill him he had it coming

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Leilenah 0

You gotta check the pants.

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benen 0

so he ran into your room put your pants up to his mouth and puked in it and it didn't fall out and when u picked up your jeans to put them on u didn't notice a bunch of puke comin out? this is fake

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Leilenah 0

Mabey they share a room, and the bro is a drunken mess, and he grabbed the closest thing to him and spewed his guts out. Still unlikley, but possible.

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dance_till_dawn 0

Learn proper grammar and then maybe they will take you seriously.

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hawkster90 0

I thought to blow chunks was to ejaculate. O_O

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paper_tigers 0

you may be thinking of blowing a load...

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whatshernuts 0

If your ejaculate is chunky there's a BIG problem.

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SLIPKNOT_795 0

he probably smelt tuna in your pants and threw up to make it smell better

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strandedinalimo 0

Can you even imagine what other clothes he would ruin if you gave him chocolate Ex-Lax brownies?

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