Love and Kids: Kinky.

Kinky.

By Therapy needed urgently - 08/04/2018 19:00

Today, after I got fed up and told my bullying step-brother exactly what I thought of him, he became overly polite. He then admitted that me shouting at him was the most turned on he's ever been in his life. Now he loves me and wants to be my "submissive" boyfriend. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 17:01

Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML

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joeyl1990 28

Sunday 8 April 2018 19:14

I would like to know how long he's been your step brother because if the two of you have been raised as siblings most of your lives then that is very creepy but if your parents only recently got married then it's just kind of creepy.

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Sunday 8 April 2018 19:38

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interesting33 36

Sunday 25 March 2018 19:25

how old is he? I'm glad he found something that fundamental out about himself but to say he loves you just like that because he was attracted suggests he might be quite immature. I am sure he will move on soon OP. good for you for telling him off

joeyl1990 28

Sunday 8 April 2018 19:14

Allie614032 34

Sunday 8 April 2018 19:33

Maybe you can use it to your advantage and get him to leave you alone. Now when you yell at him, you won't get in trouble. It sounds like a super awkward and creepy situation, but try to make the best of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Eheath12Jheath14 8

Wednesday 11 April 2018 0:30

So...you're suggesting she sexually tease her step-brother to get what she wants? That will go over SO well when mum and dad ask how his day went on family dinner night.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 8 April 2018 19:38

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sunshine1421 14

Sunday 8 April 2018 20:05

purchase large deadbolts for your bedroom door and keep an inventory of all panties that go to the laundry

MischievousRunt 6

Wednesday 11 April 2018 10:50

I once found an pantie and bra in my older (16year old) cousin’s (we grew up together no excuse) underwear drawer. The bra (just for a better perspective) was a 32a I was going through puberty. The most ****** up part is that my aunt didn’t let me take them and throw them (I count my lucky stars she didn’t let me touch them now) she kept saying “these are his personal belongings and to just pretend like I didn’t see anything.” Gross and creepy :/

pjsr 32

Sunday 8 April 2018 20:22

Tell him to lie down on the floor so you can tie him him up and strip his clothes off. Tie him up... then just leave

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 April 2018 21:08

50 Shades of Yuck.

Firestar268 25

Sunday 8 April 2018 21:23

That did a U-turn real quick

DragonMaiden7 15

Sunday 8 April 2018 21:24

Maybe he is trying a sort of reverse psychology kind of bullying now? It’s entirely believable that someone with bullying tendencies has submissive fetishes, but this would explain the sudden confession of love out of nowhere as him trying to freak you out and gain some sort of upper hand through the situation. I may be over-analyzing it though, or giving him too much credit in the brain department. Whatever the situation, proceed with caution and try not to be alone with him.