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By needagoodlaugh - 05/04/2015 20:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out my car needs an oil change. I had to listen the warning alert beep for over 200 miles. FML

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needagoodlaugh 34

Monday 6 April 2015 15:34

The car has a computer system that tells you the problem. It needed an oil change and it keeps beeping until you do it. Considering it just came on yesterday it was safe to drive home without getting it changed.

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abNormal62 23

Monday 6 April 2015 12:21

200 miles without checking the source of the noise, or resolving the problem? You didn't pull over? You probably don't pull out either. Since you don't listen the warning signs parenthood is sneaking up on you faster than you expect.

Steffi3 40

Monday 6 April 2015 12:19

You couldn't change it anywhere along those 200 miles?

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SuculantWarrior 10

Tuesday 14 April 2015 7:36

These comments are awesome. Can you guys help me fix my car?

randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 September 2021 21:18

You could have pulled into a dealership along the way and had them turn off the beeping.

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