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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By Good choice cat - 24/02/2014 19:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/12/2014 23:24 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2016 16:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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By katshay8 - 12/10/2018 17:30

Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:14

In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

chili_is_good 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:18

if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.

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the__usual 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:39

poor kitty!

rudie_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:48

is that even possible?

thaney18 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:57

My cousin is allergic to her own dog.

rexreta 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:59

O.o How?

PrickHead 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:14

i wonder if his girlfriends cat is also alergic to him

davek 36

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:46

Do you live in Soviet Russia?

bieberbabez 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:50

Are you poop

emily14swim 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:30

never knew that was possible... interesting

Got_any_grapes1 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:47

You should try a new invention. It's called the shower.

FFPianoDude 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:12

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia...

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