By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Oxy_Moron 0

Imagine if your friends then decide not to show up... and then you end up being tickled by a bunch of total strangers lmao

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justsayin21 0

that's hilarious. i hope the event is a success and you die.

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sightforsoreeyes 0

wtf? how is tickling comparable to rape? Tickling isn't illegal, unlawful, or in any way, shape, or form done with malicious intent, what an outlandish comparison.

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iloverichardhell 0

technically it can constitute as harassment.. and im not comparing the two legally or morally. i only said that the psychological feeling for some people during is comparable to the feeling psychologically during a rape- the helpless, hopeless feeling of being pretty much violated and not being able to make it stop. i guess you wouldnt know if you didnt feel that way.

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thatevilguy666 0

make sure you have some pepper spray and a tazzer with you so you can stun them all and than beat the **** out of them. oh and merry ******* christmas :)

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Dagny 6

That's awful. I don't understand why so many people think this isn't an FML. For the benefit of those who aren't ticklish: imagine that all of your friends are holding you down and stabbing you with tiny needles. When you scream at them to stop, they laugh and just stab harder. You can't get away. You can't fight back. You don't know how long it will take them to get bored with tormenting you. You're forced to lie there begging them to stop while the needles strike again and again. It's TORTURE. I'm not using hyperbole here; it's torture in the literal sense of the word. Just because it doesn't deal physical damage doesn't mean it isn't torture. Inherent in a tickling attack are feelings of violation, helplessness, and betrayal--and that's all apart from the actual physical torment, which is significant. Another commenter equated it to rape. I think that's an excellent way of putting it. It's rape on a smaller scale. If the OP's friends really are planning to do this to her, then FHL.

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neon_shoes 0

Well...are you going to tell us the name of the group?

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StealthStorm67 0

Christ Almighty dude, thats tragic. Words can't express my sorrow for you. Hell you might as well kill yourself now so you don't have to suffer any longer.

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RaphaelEnrique 0

this was sooo ****** gay!! FML for wasting my time for reason this shit!! AAGGGHHHH!!

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gigi2009 0

splendid :) dude, 88. calm down.

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Compass 0

File a police report against all of them for conspiracy to murder. You could also file Assault charges against each of them after they tickle you. That is, if you don't die. Yes, I realize how cynical I am, especially around this time of year.

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Tora_fml 0

Umm, what the hell? "FML for having friends who just wanna mess around with me on Christmas?" Really. Take a joke. You'll survive a few minutes of tickling. Sheesh.

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Bell_cat 0

I had a friend who thought tickling was funny. ONCE.

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