Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me...

By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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You deserved it 5 424

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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You deserved it 92

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my old high school class has a friend group on Facebook, so I applied to join but received a very frank and nasty message. Apparently they all remember me as “the Bullying Mean Girl” and all voted not to let me join. I was a nerd in high school and I was nice to everyone. FML

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You deserved it 338

Toodles

By JinsNeck.exe - 19/01/2021 19:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML

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You deserved it 170

By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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You deserved it 3 064

By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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You deserved it 17 490

Fear factor

By I need new friends - 11/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML

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You deserved it 161

Oxy_Moron 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:09

Imagine if your friends then decide not to show up... and then you end up being tickled by a bunch of total strangers lmao

justsayin21 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:11

that's hilarious. i hope the event is a success and you die.

Comments

Cerauno 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:51

Bring pepper spray.

jk1001 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:03

the best thing to do if some one tickles u or asks if ur ticklish is to say you have diahrea!

Elenidavis 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:59

Yeah I agree with #4, and definatly # 88 you don't sound like you would be in college. I don't understand why you would even bother posting this considering nobodys going to feel bad for you, and it's not funny at all.