By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML
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FMLintheanus tells us more.

FMLintheanus 12

My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!

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Earths_Venus 25

So, you tell him you're going to the park, put him in the car, and then take him to the vet and have his balls cut off. He'll never see it coming.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Maybe he was simply trying to return the favour... A little too aggressively ;)

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, good sir, stop petting the damn dog! Or if you insist, cover your 'nadz with something not easily penetrable.

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Zebediabolical 39

I've never seen a dog that wasn't hurt (or just plain mean) bite someone without giving some sorts of warnings first.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

The way you worded this, you make it sound like your dog has already bitten your balls, in which case you no longer have anything to lose. Checkmate, dog.

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Reasonable_one 12

"new favorite game to play" -- Please tell me you haven't done this more than once to call it a game your dog loves to play.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a mussel wouldn't be a too bad of an idea... I KNOW IT SOUNDS INHUMANE BUT IT WORKS

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doodlesdork 7

A mussel is a clam. A MUZZLE is for dogs and this dog needs training, not a muzzle. Idiot.

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pogopogopogo 8

The real question is where were you petting your dog? Were you touching his no no place?!

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