By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML
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FMLintheanus 12

My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!

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Earths_Venus 25

So, you tell him you're going to the park, put him in the car, and then take him to the vet and have his balls cut off. He'll never see it coming.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Maybe he was simply trying to return the favour... A little too aggressively ;)

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steam_engenius 21

Maybe OP is a bad petter.

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JHamm2121 15

Today, my dog died.

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

I think your dog may have just made you her bitch... Lol sorry OP.

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idxntgiveafxck 17

My boyfriends dog likes to lick his penis when he's peeing, das nasty

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Overlord247 20

You sound like a bad trainer OP. YDI.

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PoliceExplorer87 13

my rabbit plays "if you don't pet me just the right amount I'm going to bite you, and if you pet me the right amount I'll probably still bite you"

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daidax_238 26

Dogs (in some ways) are like kids. They need to learn discipline or they'll turn into little jerks. Whenever my dog does something like that I flick it on the nose. It's not enough to permanently injure him, but it tells him "hey you can't do this, this is bad and if you do it again I'm flicking you on the nose again" and if he bites somebody I'll lightly hit him on the nose and put him outside for the night

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