By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML
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FMLintheanus 12

My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!

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Earths_Venus 25

So, you tell him you're going to the park, put him in the car, and then take him to the vet and have his balls cut off. He'll never see it coming.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Maybe he was simply trying to return the favour... A little too aggressively ;)

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Cowbone94 4

At least it's not "If you stop petting me..."

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gintwinsmoore 20

surely he gave you a warning sign and you just ignored it...ydi!

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vikky538 28

You have to train your dog to lick his own balls not bite your balls

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charliewhippet 9

Why do I get the feeling that your idea of "petting" isn't the same as your dog's? YDI. Animals will always give you warning signals before saying "No" the only way they can.

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writerchic85 25

This is why I have a bird. I KNOW he bites. There are no surprises.

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FMLintheanus 12

OMG I don't know if this is uncommon but I just got an account on FML last night and this is the first FML I have ever submitted! All of the sudden, I get published :D! Am I over reacting to this or is this just an awesome thing that happened?

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nitrog100 21

As awesome as getting bitten really hard in the bean bag can be, I suppose...

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dannnngthatsux 19

Who's evolved? Apparently it's him! A cup and some 'time outs' should do the trick.

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