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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 21:36 - United States - New York

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML

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Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

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briang959 47

Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Alternate Dick Holding Disorder?

Godsofdracos 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:10

17 didn't get this thread....

Comments

Entovarian 4

Saturday 13 September 2014 5:53

Better you find out now than after your marrige. Sorry OP.

jayelite 6

Saturday 13 September 2014 5:55

you should leave her. once a cheater always a cheater

jthmtwin 16

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:00

Why do people think cheating is ok :/ at least murder them if you no longer want to be with them. Jk on the murder part

Ohshitdude 21

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:10

trip her and blame it on a muscle spasm....

rawrkiller24 16

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:26

Who is she AWOLNATION?

rlocicero 21

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:28

blame it on my ADD baby

tmd4L 7

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:31

I don't know what's worse her excuse or the good old excuse of tripping and falling onto someone's fun stick.

lbanks_fml 10

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:49

Amazing damn huge dick. Makes sense now!

iBowdenzz 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:54

* googles adhd* ?

martin8337 35

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:56

Break up with her because she has ADHD.

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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