Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike".... - FML

By 751920 - 03/02/2009 08:49 - Canada

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

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misanthrope84 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 17:54

why does your gf have okcupid?

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:43

just ASK HER ABOUT IT. dont speculate and let it stew in your brain. that will make things worse

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ToonKid 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:31

you don't like her password, but you don't mind that she has an OkCupid account at all???

naehappening 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:52

MICHAEL JACKSON?!

besad_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:19

I was also thinking Michael Jackson!

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 1:31

Maybe she was referring to MIKE HUNT! In that case, you should tell her you like "Mike" too, and tell her you'd like to introduce her to "Mike Hawk."

elca85 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:52

LMAO... really thanks for making me laugh... even being kinda depressed... that was awsome!!! loved it...

bradybond 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:52

what the **** is okcupid?

starberries 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 22:32

You copied your friend's password? WTF?

Shaebug12 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 20:57

well it could be like an old childhood pet or something! or a cousin!

boshiboshibom 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:20

Well then it's a pretty secure password, no one would guess that.

Mango33 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:26

okcupid is a dating site. a better question is why your gf was on a dating site. and maybe mike is her puppy or brother or imaginary magical rainbow unicorn. ask her.

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