Transportation: Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after...

By Courtney - 21/07/2011 09:54 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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Bat out of Hell

By ToxynneFlute - 05/09/2021 16:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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jessyrodgers 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:59

that's why cars have horns isn't it?

Bowser6622 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:18

Go to England. People drive on the wrong side of the road a lot.

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taylorbaylor56 0

Friday 22 July 2011 1:29

amen to your grandma :) i'm from pa sooo ik the feeling of dumb ass drivers!

halfpint1121 1

Friday 22 July 2011 1:53

uh PA drivers are fine, Delaware, maryland, and jersey drives are god awful.

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Friday 22 July 2011 2:27

Tell your gram I said thanks from Pennsylvania, then! (sarcasm)

bballkms23 3

Friday 22 July 2011 2:51

Pa drivers?!? try new jersey. theyre by far thee worst drivers!

lizzard01 4

Friday 22 July 2011 3:07

I'm from Pennsylvania. I find this offensive. :D jk THATS SO TRUE :D but Srsly in from Pittsburgh people do NOT know how to drive around here.

bmdill 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:10

you must be from new jersey if you think your grandma is complaining about pa drivers!

partyfool2011 4

Friday 22 July 2011 3:18

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

redsfan 4

Friday 22 July 2011 3:51

100 - your comment made me LOL!

OhSoBueno 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:09

havnt found any driver worse than the ones from Minnesota. no one up there can JUST TURN LEFT

nightwolf86 7

Friday 22 July 2011 4:32

it's the assholes from Jersey you have to watch out for

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