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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:19

Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 9 May 2014 15:26

That's creepy.

telli164 30

Sunday 12 October 2014 18:28

What the hell is wrong with your mother

analise1998 25

Sunday 9 August 2015 4:16

what does AIM mean?

OneSockThief 4

Saturday 15 August 2015 6:43

Annnnd no one is concerned that ppl are still using AIM? o.o

kirrimi 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:58

I feel you. My mom would actually read my text messages directly because she's paranoid and feels she's entitled to all of my personal information.

Taurus95 3

Wednesday 22 March 2017 17:09

im curious to seee these texts!!!

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Same thing different taste

Thanks but no thanks

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