Love: Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations...

FML for mobile
Free

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 003

You deserved it 3 040

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 760

You deserved it 3 962

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 577

You deserved it 3 087

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 547

You deserved it 2 408

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 729

You deserved it 4 797

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 043

You deserved it 3 316

By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 535

You deserved it 578

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 192

You deserved it 2 831

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 642

You deserved it 18 552

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 419

You deserved it 2 372

By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 900

You deserved it 4 300

Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:19

Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.

Comments

fantasyworld 37

Friday 9 May 2014 15:26

That's creepy.

telli164 30

Sunday 12 October 2014 18:28

What the hell is wrong with your mother

analise1998 25

Sunday 9 August 2015 4:16

what does AIM mean?

OneSockThief 4

Saturday 15 August 2015 6:43

Annnnd no one is concerned that ppl are still using AIM? o.o

kirrimi 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:58

I feel you. My mom would actually read my text messages directly because she's paranoid and feels she's entitled to all of my personal information.

Taurus95 3

Wednesday 22 March 2017 17:09

im curious to seee these texts!!!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

AITA Am I overreacting? Tattoos Love Technology Miscellaneous Relatable Annoying Instagram Social Media Friends Awkward Work Anger issues Geek Anger Family Pregnancy Money Parents Renters Capitalism Landlords First Dates Management Coworkers Health Toilet Animals Embarrassing

The Top

Today, after I'd decided to give online dating another shot and I matched with someone who seemed interesting, during our actual date our conversation quickly devolved into a debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I ended up blocking her after she sent me a thesis on the subject. FML

I agree, your life sucks 156

You deserved it 470

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 470

You deserved it 142

The Top

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 725

You deserved it 3 527

Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 471

You deserved it 383

Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 872

You deserved it 5 094

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 835

You deserved it 6 008

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 531

You deserved it 8 214

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 920

You deserved it 3 924

Same thing different taste

Thanks but no thanks

Fight your own battles

Top comments

Comments