By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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imblue 0

So she fell for him all over again? Zing!

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imblue 0

So she fell for him all over again? Zing!

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whyowhy26 3

WIN! why cant i come up with stuff like that? hmpf!

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Ahaha (X) Achievement relocked: Intoxicunt's Approval Haha, though i have some Rise Against (not country) on the one about pushing the girl into the car... It's just epically far down

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Luckster 0

Someone sure doesn't learn. Or maybe she craves the abuse.

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Arcterion 0

And the Darwin Award of 2009 goes to...

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Nightfallz 0

so how is this a fml? perhaps it is a fyml but it looks to me like your nose is in other peoples buisness

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ssskitlesss 0

sure, dumbass. nose in her moms business. he pushed her mom out a ******* window! of course she's gonna get involved!!! ******* retard!

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manyourlifesucks 0

I didn't know it was nosey to know that your mom is marrying an abusive father that you'll be living with for years to come.

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preston55 7

If you're a good son/daughter you would get involved in this, seeing as how the father pushed the mother out of a window.

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ihateyourband28 0

your mum is suffering from total battered-wife syndrome.. but with delayed-onset-reaction. she has no excuse to open herself up to that life again when she hasn't had it for 5 years, and they're already divorced. scream some sense into her. seriously. don't let her bring your entire family down again.

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aback 4

I'm sorry your mom's an idiot. I hope you're old enough that you don't have to live with them.

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ditzystef 0

**** your mom's life, more like

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GirlFromKuwait 0

It's her MOTHER! That guy is her FATHER! Of course it's an FML!

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Dopehead666 21

That's ****** up!!! Especially since you are going to have to deal with it. I hope everything works out.

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Obwaban 0

Defenestration is a problem plaguing the world

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