By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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imblue 0

So she fell for him all over again? Zing!

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viral_fml 0

@ intoxicunt & that lyrics guy. Rise against ftw. Good left undone <3. Anyway, I tip my hat to you gents, your comments are always better than the fml itself.

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Cloudy_fml 0

Sounds like a keeper!

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untalented1 0

ok, i'm sorry but who are the 241 people that clicked "you deserved it"? make yourselves known.

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Nightfallz 0

I clicked ydi because it is not a fml. If it's anything at all it's a fyml. But even then it's a ydi because the dumb bitch is going back to him.

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strength413 8

if this was lost you could just blow up his house and run away to australia.

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tony8pie 0

She's a smart lady. She knows exactly how to screw up everyone's life! Sorry man...

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cityignites 0

Shove him out of a window at the wedding.

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sikkitin 0

Maybe he'll push her off the boat with cinderblocks attached to her feet this time, might get him off...

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SMBroskie 0

Typical case of Matriarchal Defenestration. Better quit bitching or you'll be next.

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FarSide 22

And exactly how does this "F" your life?

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scateice 0

wow....you must be really damn stupid to not get that....

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