Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom... - FML

By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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By emmingle - 13/05/2013 23:05 - Canada - Burnaby

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

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By selena5112 - 15/02/2013 18:50 - Norway - Troms?

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

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Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By MedChew - 08/05/2015 12:46 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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NiceOldMan 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:12

Neither do I

knights95 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:14

I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.

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katiecherrie 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:24

lol it's probably the same shit anyway

Wolfgang12345 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:25

She must be Russian. Russians are fearless.

CattyPurry 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

no she's from Canada.

wisericky 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:30

hobos* -.-

sxe_beast 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:20

Just because they live in Canada doesn't mean they can't be Russian?!

Maximus_Axiom 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:54

Russians are smart not fearless.

Renesaga 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:06

55 - You obviously aren't Russian. You aren't smart enough to know they are fearless! Muahaha.

Acadania 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:46

FPSrussia

cdninf 4

Monday 1 August 2011 4:28

Russians living in Manitoba....Ya right, That's like Russians living in Mexico. Sorry my Manitoban friends.

KennKenn 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

At least she doesn't clean your clothes with it.

kaylapple 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

you wouldve been ok with it, had your mom not told you.

wisericky 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:29

i get wild animals and homos to lick my dishes clean. its better for the environment.

wisericky 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:32

hobos* -.-

BOOSCAREDU 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

Okay thank god you meant hobos not homos

flockz 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:56

one time i let a hobo clean my dishes, but then he stole them for crack money. in my anger i chopped down three trees. so i must have a dishwasher.

darlingdollie 24

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:27

autocorrect

wisericky 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:49

Hell no, autocorrect is for bitches.

flakitaa22 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:44

that's cuuz there's nothing wrong with it... I've washed em with laundry detergent when we're out of soap also. . At least there getting washed!

mysoubriquet 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:02

As long as they are rinsed and your dishes aren't porous, you're fine -- same as dish soap needs to be rinsed. Are you afraid to sit your ass on a freshly cleaned toilet? BTW, dishwasher soap is probably way stronger than bathroom cleanser. It has to break down food... you know, organic material similar to what you're made of.

maurambie 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:02

She's trying to kill you...

I_only_say_LOL 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:03

LOL

music87 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:05

....that is dangerous.

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