By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Mister_Triangle 21

Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.

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Pwn17 25

It was probably feeling blue.

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AngrySailor 17

Or you did a shitty job placing it up there?

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Ameel_fml 19

That's what the DVD Player wants you to think.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I know a girl who has a 2 year old that plays Call Of Duty and is pretty damn good at it.

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NeatNit 32

He can probably kick my ass then. I don't know why but I just stink at FPSs. 42 you're clueless.

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Joe9024 20

Toss that guy in the basement that'll teach it!!

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MzZombicidal 36

Mom is taking over!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Wow, I just finish reading Robopocalypse and then this shit happens? I'm going to lock myself with a stuffed animal in my basement now.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

I think you have the least to worry about of all of us. Actually, how do we know you're not really a spy for the machines?

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ManInTheMachine 19

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jw90 18

The machines will rise!

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pedinhuh 23

That's why I don't keep old stuff at home...

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Enslaved 36

Ever watch "The Dark Night" on Blu-ray? Caked on make up and close-up blemishes! :P

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dontpanic_fml 32

The Dark Knight?

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perdix 29

#36, no, she means the **** version, like "Forrest Hump" or "The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants."

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dontpanic_fml 32

Why haven't I been made aware of this before?

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chuka81 27

Are you trying to scare me out of buying a new T.V?

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perdix 29

"Hell hath no fury like a video format scorned!"

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