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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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juliahockey 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.

Dudelike89 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Yahoooo?

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hateevryone 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:48

and what was really the point of that?

kiram95 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:56

Oh god I hate when that happens... O.o

yollew 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:56

The list: PornpornpornPornpornpornPornpornpornPornpornpornPornpornpornglassesPornpornpornPornpornpornPornpornporndinnerPornpornpornPornpornpornPornpornpornbed.

thisisafunnyname 12

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:15

or use google incognito

zenrael 21

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:20

You deserved it. Ctrl+shift+P

KiddFlash 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:25

Bing

littlericht 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:41

What does it matter unless if he been on loads of **** then he deserves it for not clearing his history!

cooptx 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:42

YDI for looking up something you don't want your parents to see.

Awesomeelliot 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:43

Today I read this FML Now I'm paranoid. FML

j_cat187 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:38

Stupid Internet service provider rating me out

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:58

Even if you were looking at ****, you're 14. Parents should expect that at your age. Your parents need to bring it down a notch or two, they will only end up pushing you away if they keep this up.

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