Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have... - FML

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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juliahockey 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.

Dudelike89 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Yahoooo?

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HogwartsDropout7 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:59

Try Bing. They'll never expect it. Or, clear your cache, cookies & history.

Icecream93 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:04

I think its horrible for parents to search through your personal stuff such as text messages and going through your stuff in your room.. my parents dont give me any privacy they come downstairs a lot holding something they dont like going whats this why do you have this? Tell them you want privacy! Or tell em to go **** themselves if they dont like what they see.

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:27

If you live with your parents, you don't have privacy. They pay for you to eat, have a roof over your head, and probably buy you expensive crap that you don't need. If you don't like it, get a job and move out.

hermitknut 22

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:15

If you are living with your parents and they're supporting you, maybe they do have that right - but that doesn't make it a nice thing to do.

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:21

Kids just think they are entitled to a bunch of crap that they just aren't. Irks me is all.

DrumlineChick 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:24

Why don't you clear your history everytime you get off the computer?

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:27

Curious? Next time really freak them out. And google coffin making, and other freaky shit!

Solid_Wolf 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:43

Google "Cupcakes"By Sgt. Sprinkles,and ask one of them to help you make cupcakes the next day.

CTM0 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:49

****, ****, ****, more ****.....

KayleeXLoVe21 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:58

Gay ****? :P lol

thebaconweave 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:22

You're hot

treborpj 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:19

They can do that? :/

tj4234 35

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:29

from their browser history or search history yes. If they REALLY REALLY wanted to know the internet service provider could also tell them.

UberCookie 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:22

seriously? even with it being sent to private browsing?

UberCookie 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:22

seriously? even with it being sent to private browsing?

thagar 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:23

Oh man that sux

za_hang14 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:34

k for one that is really creepy in a way and two, that is against your privacy

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