Money: Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income....

By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 729

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 15:36 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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You deserved it 4 044

Liimitless 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:50

She can work late nights stripping?

notsorandomguy 18

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:06

First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes

Comments

salyeldin 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:19

Totally agree, Im pretty sure ur mom never made u pay rent when u were growing up

ifeelcheated 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:21

**** ur mum

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:39

I don't see how incest would solve OP's problem...

ifeelcheated 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:49

I dont mean that literaly

donkeyleader1 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:23

Sounds like her problem is... apparent

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:29

@25. Not being a grammar nazi. It's certainly funnier if "off" doesn't occur after "laid".

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:31

Hey #48, I'm pretty YOU never learn grammar outside of text language since YOU are too lazy to type TWO WORDS to fully spell out YOUR and YOU. YOU *******...

jerry2011 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:35

Why is this even a FML? Don't you want to take care of your mom? At least when she is in trouble.... Mom is the most precious thing anyone can get. Mom is the only one who does favor without expecting anything in return. Just imagine how would your mom feel if she happens to read this FML.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:43

It's an FML because now the OP has to work double time to make ends meet or get evicted and possibly stay within his/her budget. So yeah, **** his/her life.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:37

*LETTERS

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:37

She can still cook and clean. It's not like she'll sit there doing nothing. Hopefully, you can handle to full rent, or the whole kicking out issue will be moot as you'll both be out on the streets.