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By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
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snoopy325 23

Good luck getting out of that punishment by telling the truth.

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pratikp03 22

Then make up a crazy story. Tell them what they want to hear.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Yes #1 great idea because OP isn't already grounded if she/he does that then OP will be grounded even longer what a genius Idea.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

Tell them that you solemly swear you are up to no good.

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snoopy325 23

Good luck getting out of that punishment by telling the truth.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

I have sort of the same issue with mine, but I suppose I don't blame for certain reasons. They think something is wrong with me because I'm an introvert and I don't like talking much, or show emotions really haha. My mom thinks I'm weird because I don't like to spend hours outside shopping like "everyone" as she puts it. I just tell her she's crazy. Tell them the truth, explain that they're crazy! And bring a riot shield, just in case.

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euphoricness 28

Invite them everywhere you go, then! Especially your bed! :D

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BenjiX_fml 13

Why walk down the street, when you can walk down the hall?

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Rallred32 20

43, is that a reference to something. If it is, you improperly used it. If it isn't, then it is completely irrelevant to this FML.

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miliaras93 17

Since they keep accusing you , might as well do it , cant blame the parents tho , just looking out for you making sure you make it ok in life

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garrett_8614 14

Actually you can blame them. For being paranoid and not trusting their child for no good reason. Her parents probably did some questionable things when they were young so they think OP is too. It's not fair

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miliaras93 17

Thats exactly why they are paranoid because they were most likely shit disturbers and doesnt want the kid to end up the same way , even tho blaming the kid when she/he is doing Nothing wrong because its makes him/her doubt their selfs into thinking being good isnt even worth it

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Jonaahhhh 12

Oh god, I hope his parents weren't laxatives.

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oreoeater 21

So your parents have no proof no evidence not even a rumour that you're up to something yet you're grounded because they for some reason believe you must be hiding something.... Ya might want to put your self up for adoption or contact childline or something, an asylum might do the trick

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Brandi_Faith 33

I doubt they have nothing to go on. They've probably heard a rumour from a sibling or most likely are basing it off how OP is reacting. Maybe OP is being more silent and withdrawn then usual. I'm not excusing their behaviour of course, I just highly doubt they are basing it all off nothing for no reason.

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oreoeater 21

It's sarcasm, why would you ever put your parents in an insane asylum

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Brandi_Faith 33

Wow, totally missed that one! So embarrassing. :)

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ELoni_fml 25

Plant suspicious stuff in your room like night vision goggles and laser pens, you're grounded anyway, might as well have a little fun with it

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xReDMemory 28

Pissing off parents that would punish you for their own assumptions may not be such a good idea. You may also 'validate' their assumptions in their eyes prompting them to make more.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Also get some dog bones, toy cars, a bunch of toothbrushes, and toilet paper in a shoebox.

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ifoundalaska 11

Well you are clearly hiding something

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minauto 15

well...if all you do is go to school, eat, sleep, and go to work, not much of a change a pace?

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tony1891 22

maybe your parents are alienated.

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