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You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.
I meant 'deceased'
'deceased' or 'decease' or simply 'dead', either way I don't think such an animal would be able to sniff anything.
Plot twist: the weird burglar released the ghost of his dead pet to distract you with writing FML's, and thusly rob you blind.
Hey guys have you ever seen paranormal activity? lol
The first thing I thought of when I read the fml was that urban legend story. About that weirdo who kills a girls dog then lays under her bed licking her hand, she thought it was her dog but flips out when she finds out it was some creepo.
nice working together
Humans can lick too
Monster under the bed? D:
Pretend your bed is a trampoline. That'll teach it
anyone else thinking Monsters Inc.
none of the above. just Jeff the Killer.
Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!
I hate FMLs like this because they never explain the good part. Was it a person? An animal? Did OP even end up checking under the bed? Or did they ignore it and hope it goes away? So many questions! :O
You might have rats, you should probably check it out
Drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Gold ^
Could it have been a vent? The feeling and sound of air blowing through could seem like an animal sniffing if you're half asleep.
Either A: You have a mouse/rat/rodent problem, B: A neighbors pet somehow got into your house and can't find its way out, or C(optional): You have a roommate or relative that you live with that has snuck a pet in without your knowledge. I would find out immediately, you don't want a UNCONTROLLABLE rodent problem. Take care of it now. :) Good luck.OP
Who knows, it could also have been a person who sniffed OP's hand. I'm sure we've all read of stranger things on FML.
Like the urban legend of the escaped mental patient who licks hands.
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Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!
You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.