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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Manchild

By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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underguarded 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.

ban_anaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:06

Sounds like pms hell.

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Jbcarrera82 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 14:21

Dude FYL! I'm sorry man

TurtlenecknChain 4

Friday 23 September 2011 1:09

Just wait til they synchronize, and see how that feels ;) But seriously, have some compassion.

goneyetalive 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:39

you poor, poor man...

tayylorbabezz_fml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 23:47

They'll probly all get it at once though. when girls are around each other some sort of chemical comes out and they get it. just thought id let you know, op.

Shortsupremacy 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:35

The people who said you totally deserve it are on their periods

AEROaddict_fml 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:56

Sucks 4 u thts how it is 4 my dad

itsvanessa1 0

Monday 23 January 2012 6:06

the fml is having a period.but yeah sumtimes pms just happens without thinkin

lantern 6

Monday 6 February 2012 3:16

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll sync up eventually ;)

officestoner 2

Monday 26 March 2012 6:39

well if they are all yelling just join in not that hard to pms like girls

hardy2099 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 11:44

Could be in trouble continuously.

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