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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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underguarded 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.

ban_anaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:06

Sounds like pms hell.

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groovis 2

Monday 19 September 2011 0:35

Do you not all live together? Because one of the truly fascinating things about my time spent on tour in a theater company was watching how by the end of each 12 month tour all the women in our troupe were all cycling within a few days of each other. Your story seems flawed to me ... just sayin'

Neonnight 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:05

Nice sounds like my mom and i

varkey 7

Monday 19 September 2011 2:34

FYL, but they eventually will "sync..." its weird just talking about this

lulzmylife 4

Monday 19 September 2011 2:40

Awww, you poor, poor thing, having to deal with all these crazy irrational hormonal women! My heart is bleeding for you, truly. Can you hear the violin music? I'm playing it extra loud for you. No, seriously. STFU. You think you have it bad? Just try to imagine how the women actually experiencing it feel. Oh, wait, you can't, because you literally have no concept of what it's like to feel as though your internal organs are ripping themselves apart inside you. Yeah, you poor men. You have it so damn hard. My advice to you is to fetch them a heating pad and then go screw yourself.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:29

wow, apparently *somebody* has PMS. And yes, I'm a woman. Stop your whinging. Or go on the pill if you really become such a monster on PMS.

ZielZone 4

Monday 19 September 2011 4:18

GO FISHING!!!

linnie_wesker 20

Monday 19 September 2011 5:53

FYL because if they yell that much while they're menstruating, they're obviously the type that uses their period as an excuse to be a bitch. I have killer cramps and I still manage to act like my normal self. Seriously, I hate when girls go into crazy bitch mode just because they think they can use their period as an excuse.

tylersbaby 0

Monday 19 September 2011 7:01

lmao you totally deserve it

XXxxUFCxxXX 8

Monday 19 September 2011 7:17

Lol wow Defcom 4

badactor009 0

Monday 19 September 2011 8:08

Some guys put up with bitchy PMS issues and some of us don't. Join the team.

taurusxdee 10

Monday 19 September 2011 8:45

Darwin, is that you?! Lol

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