Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Why_Not31 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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fackincrazy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:12

Shrooms ?

brian25_fml 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:01

sounds like the nights i have been having.....

wong555 1

Monday 5 September 2011 15:17

did you just break out of prison?

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 5 September 2011 22:47

did u hop up throw your hands in the air saying wooo I'm alive . cuz if you did epic! lol

ferretslayer 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:31

What the **** were you doing running through a forrest at night anyway...?

hoonyer 17

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:03

sounds like a fun filled night :D

Denimpuppy 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:26

What the hell? Are you breaking out of prison???

KyrgyZtanov 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:57

haha this belongs on nightblend.com

peace_love_shit 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:02

What the hell were you doing?

Pancakemines 0

Monday 9 April 2012 23:38

Pics or it didn't happen.

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