Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Why_Not31 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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pexy_fml 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 12:33

What the hell where you doing in a forest at night?

JW_SR 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 23:34

Are you OK? You had one hell of a night!

Shaneisabeast 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:01

WTF, u sound like a prision escapie, YTDI for putting ursrlf in a situation to do that to urself

AddyGaming 8

Monday 24 December 2012 6:35

That must have been an intense game of tag.

RedD12 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 4:35

HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!?

Faiths28 12

Friday 12 July 2013 19:44

So wtf do you do in your free time?

BeautyBaby099 18

Monday 23 September 2013 4:37

And may I ask HOW you got into that situation?

TheCerealKiller 24

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:25

I wonder how OP got into that situation at all. Secret agent?

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:53

now what were u doing to start with???

Amelia Wood 7

Thursday 3 August 2017 11:32

God those people who say he deserved it sure are harsh!

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