Health: Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically...

By allergic - 21/10/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

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By sadbride - 09/10/2018 13:30

Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

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adnamao 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:08

There are gluten free flours out there -not at good as the real thing but still work-able. it's awful at first but eventually you learn to adapt and barely even notice the difference.

CreepyGuy666 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:03

I've got that too ;( Believe me that sucks!

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SML1 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:23

I have that too there's this really great bread it's called udi's and then as for pasta if you have like a whole foods or a trader joes in your area they have pasta made out of rice that you can eat and it's honestly not bad at all..hope this helps I was in the same boat I LOVE bread :(

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 17:12

You should do some research about your allergy, because there are glutenfree 'substitutions' available for all the things you just mentioned.

Jackayy14 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:46

Yuech. I have the same problem and it SUCKS. Good luck :(

ThickHead 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:17

omg me itlain too love the food!!

DarlingNikki91 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:47

Awe my aunt has it too. They make a lot of food without it though.

tmena04 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:07

celiac disease?? my mom has it. she found brownie mix, cake mix, brown rice pasta, even gluten free bakery!! i don't know if you already knew all of this but I hope it helps!

Arya1990 7

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:28

I'm sorry to hear that! it's not quite as restrictive as it seems right now though-you can get just about all of that in gluten free forms these days. if you find the right aisles in your supermarket, you should be able to find gluten free breads, pastas, cake mixes, flour (if you bake from scratch) etc. FYL, OP. Hope you can find a way to still eat your families awesome cooking!

scottyrocks123 21

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:55

gluten free products?

Emilykate98 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:14

you should feel lucky, i have an allergy to wheat, yeast, cocoa, tomato, potato and caffenne, so if u think thats hard imagine what its like for me!!!