By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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GirlyTomBoy 0

y would u be part of an abstinence group if ur quite obviously not a virgin?

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shithappens2memo 0

way to be a hypocrite... not even bashing you for being preggors, but why be in an abstinence group if your gunna do the exact opposite??

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

You totally f*cking deserve it for joining some pathetic pointless 'abstinence group'.

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ccargill61 0

frances healthcare system is like going to the dmv

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flooger101 6

Play it off like omg?! You can be the next virgin marry. Lmao naw sorry I would cancel!

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galactictoast13 22

break down and pretend to cry tell em yu got raped

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Fartoholic 1

Shouldn't have let yourself been raped then. YDI.

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TheAPPLESLAVE 4

There are other options

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