By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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QueenBee19 0

Im pro-choice, but i don't like abortions. they should be used as a last resort. Whats important is you have the choice.

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MerriamWebster 0

Damn, Um.. Angelina Jolie had her twins in France, maybe you can have your kid there. Lmao.

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hijueputa 0

YDI for being such a careless ****, you ******* *****!

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TheDaveCA 1

Don't worry, those claiming to wait have higher odds of getting knocked up anyway, so it's more or less expected.

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sawadako 0

You made a mistake. Don't take the easy way out because you ****** up. I just had my first baby as a teenager and I put her up for adoption. She's the most beautiful thing in the entire world and I'm so happy that I didn't choose to get an abortion. Think about what you're doing next time.

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this_is_too_much 0

It's your own fault. That's what you get for being a hypocrite

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dru67 0

I dont think she is a hypocrite...she isnt telling people to abstain from sex, she's part of a group that claims to abstain from sex which makes her a lier. Also, i think she should have the kid if she wants or abort it if she don't. but yo, her life dose suck cus she's missin an awsome ass trip either way....Oh wait!!!! She can have it aborted with this new shot, yup just they inject it and you bleed the lil bastard out. I love science :) Now you can enjoy getting ****** in paris and continuing you life of lies !!!!yay!

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jacaranda 0

if she is in an abstinance group, she most likely is against contraceptives and abortion. still, YDI for all that shit. face it, or get an abortion. your pick.

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cactus_fml 0

I am pro-choice, and I hate it when people say that the fetus is "not human." The fact that is in early developmental stages does not change it's species. It may not be a person with thoughts, feelings, and opinions, but it IS human.

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

DNA wise only, it is incapable of problem solving, comprehension of ideas, or even surviving on its own outside of the womb so yeah I would consider it lesser than human and that is a very low bar already

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