By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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brittwalker14 4

Just have ur epi pen on hand and continue to eat it bacon is worth an allergic reaction

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emmsies 16

bacons not even good anyways...you can also have a healthier diet without it...look at the bright side

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dreadlocmask 15

You're not allergic to bacon. You're probably allergic to the preservatives in the bacon. Still, sucks you can't have bacon

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airborne132 4

you mean Allergic to the American way of life!?

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awesumous 16

On this app, I've read of cheatings, family hatred of their kids, boners in front of a large group, and horrible break ups... but THIS is the sadness story I've read here.

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weezypanda420 22

Dude, thats gotta suck. I feel for you...

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vb68_fml 28

Good for you! Bacon is bad for the health anyway so you will be better of

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