Health: Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 04:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:49

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:53

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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maxman13524 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:26

Bacon doesn't taste good

StormyZero 11

Wednesday 23 January 2013 4:07

Now you can never eat like EpicMealTime

RoxieAllen 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:47

THAT'S THE WORST THING EVER! You poor poor thing.

cmbar831 14

Thursday 14 March 2013 4:04

EXCERSIZE ex•er•size egs•ar•size egg are sides for bacon BACON

Bigrabbit195 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 13:37

You poor soul :(

i_heart_cookies 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 9:35

Noone deserves a punishment like that.

Bl0ndi3 6

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:44

Oh man that really sucks!

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Monday 15 July 2013 8:30

*sob* *cry* that's so sad D:

nbandofbrothers 10

Monday 28 October 2013 18:32

God help your poor soul.

darcislove 18

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:01

wow.... there are no words.. just none..

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Same thing different taste

Le Epic Bacon

Oh nose!

Heartbreaking

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