Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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SoccerReff 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:20

is it Margarita?

fleye00 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:23

Moxie!

samz1 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:48

my dog is named Bailey after Baileys Irish and Cream, my mom's favorite drink!

SummerStorm_fml 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 17:22

My friend is named Brandy after her mom's favorite drink. if it was something like Jose Cuervo she wouldn't have just found out. so it's probably not that bad.

DumbBrunette214 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:48

is OP's name Bailey?

starman02 12

Saturday 22 May 2010 20:40

Jameson!!! that's ur name right

briangliboff 12

Saturday 22 May 2010 23:19

the poster is from the united kingdom. he or she is British! stop telling them that favourite is British when they are british!

pabstcity 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:23

Are you really? I know a guy named "****" too. HA!

me215555 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:57

282 ur very cute!

Devv6 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:30

what did 282 say??

naynaysaurus 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:21

rockstar:D

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