By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 390
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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

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Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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shadyfml 0

and your name is? (four lokos!?) haahh nah!! XD

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StrayXL 0

This used to be about someone's name being named after his/her dad's favorite drink. PS: Is it Martini

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Libbylove25 0

AMBER BOCK AMBER BOCK AMBER BOCK

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LOLFMLFYLROFL 0

Americans are the rednecks of the English people. Canadians are the normal ones.

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BelladonnaA 0

The OP's name must be Stella (after Stella Artois, a fairly strong lager). Oh, and 122, Everyone in the UK doesn't have bad teeth - in fact, thanks to the NHS, the most anyone has to pay for any dental treatment is £200 - making it affordable. Therefore, overall, we have better teeth than you. Idiot.

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