Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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pinkphonepinkpho 16

Saturday 22 May 2010 9:01

moral of the story is that volcomsmy_Lyfe is a ******* who can't spell properly. can't even spell life in his name right. haah

RavenRiot 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 9:07

the most commen name would be Baileys.

sweetdreams999 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 10:21

are you Jack or Jim?

HockeyBaibe 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:14

Nehhhhh, it's probz "Brandy".

chameleon_boy 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:20

What about "Plör Bräu"? But over all: He'll never forget your name. Not everything is bad ;)

mitchn60 6

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:56

126, "When "they're" behind a computer". Not that I'm a teacher or anything. Just saying. Actually, I'm saying I know the difference between there, their and they're. Also, your and you're, which I see in several posts.

agamid 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:06

my best friend is named after the variety of potatoes used to make vodka :P

jverdouw 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:22

Mother? Eeeewwwww imbreeds!

vballgirl512 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:25

dont see the fml in this.

gaff1229 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:50

It boggles my mind how anyone, let alone 534 people at the time of this comment, could possibly think that this was somehow your fault. That just doesn't add up, of course it's not your fault. C'mon, what drink was it?

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Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

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