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By yonanon - 31/08/2012 12:02 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12

What an asshole

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DocBastard 38

Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.

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perdix 29

Send the kids to grandma and have a three-way. That'll smooth things over. What could go wrong?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Guess what, the whole FML community hates you.

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perdix 29

I guess that's why it has been so hard to organize a three-way :D

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leilaostara 1

I really don't like you.

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venomousddog 19

Tell his wife, he doesn't deserve to have a wife or kids for what he did

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KiddNYC1O 20

On the next Cheaters....

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perdix 29

A lot times, women won't ask questions if there's a chance they won't like the answer. What you don't know won't hurt you -- until it does.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

I don't know how often a question like, "Do you happen to have a wife and kids?" would come up in conversations. And a question like that is most likely going to have a dishonest answer If he doesn't want to get caught.

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perdix 29

That often depends on the man's age. If he's in his 30's or later, whether he has kids and if he is, or ever has been, married are topics for conversation that are not unusual. Sure, he could lie. There are women who don't mind dating married men.

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tbenson0628 14

Wow. I've literally been there except mine also had another girlfriend of two years to go with the wife and two kids. Is his name tom? If so im sorry.

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glittercookies 12

So funny you say Tom. Tom was the name of my moms ex fiancé. We lived as a family for years until they tried to get married. Then we found out he has a wife and 2 kids!

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yinanne12 0

Hopefully it didn't take you too long to figure that one out

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rainbowteehee 6

My gosh! He is a mega hoe, like what a sluty dough bag.

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gmc_blossom 21

What's a "dough bag"?

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Dracoboxer357 35

98- *Grabs the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and rips his pants down*. I give you the answer you seek. Take note of exhibit A, a dough bag, located just below the bread stick. ;P

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hateevryone 14

I would tell his wife so she would know what type of husband she has.

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