By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 074
You deserved it 3 488

Same thing different taste

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bobsanction 18

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

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God, the same thing happened to me, but it wasn't that I was dead. There was a pic of me on facebook where I had my hair in my eyes and was wearing a black t-shirt with jeans, and they started saying that I slit my wrists. I was like "what the f?" and when I went to their school fair (most of them went on to the same high school), they were all like "omg hi!" and grab my wrist, 'inconspicously' *coughcoughNOTcoughcough* checking if I cut myself.

Come into school dressed as a zombie/ghost and say 'You will be next'. It'll terrify them.

eighthwonder777 0

HAHAHA! I'm sorry dude that sucks, it is kinda funny tho

elizanena9 0

i know what it's like. someone even wrote my death on the school wall. 1994-2002.

Seriously? I've had people spread rumors that my sister had died, and because of depression I had moved to Japan. It's not that sad.

halliekinze1014 0

Hahaha, im sorry, but thats funny. I recently moved to a new town, although i still keep in contact with all my old friends. I went to the school play, where almost everyone in my grade and the upperclassmen were, and everyone looked at me and said "i though you were dead" and my friends came out and said 'we felt it would be a good chance to spread rumors' we just laughed about it. its not a big deal.

Dickman16 0

..u should actully die so then it wont be just a rumor...

When someone says, "I Thought you Died?"(Though I don't expect anyone to say this) Just say, "Yea, But I had an amazing recovery!"

Happened to a mate of mine. It really pissed me off when people kept asking me if he was dead. I don't even speak to him anymore :/

Dude! same thing happened to me I showed up at a football game like 6 months later and an aquantince came up and was like well I'm glad to know it wasn't true that you were dead!