By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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bobsanction 18

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

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crazytoaster 2

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

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perdix 29

It's great to know that a ******* ghost can get her story published on FML, but I just get rejection after rejection. I guess that ghosts can now participate now that we do all this cloud computing. I wonder if they spell it AEthernet?

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slice_of_fried_g 0

your profile thing says zero posted, or does that just mean each and every one got rejected? not sure how it works. maybe your life is just less f'd than you think?

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myfriend_youfail 3

If your FML is rejected, it doesn't show as either submitted or posted on your profile. I've submitted at least 6 so far, and all of them got turned down. Blah.

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perdix 29

I always submit my FML's under a different name. None of the ones by Punched Turdbowl have made it. Here's one that didn't get through: Today, I was sitting at a coffee shop. A guy comes up to me, knocks my coffee in my lap, punches me in the face, and yells, "That's for sleeping with my girlfriend!" I said, "I didn't sleep with your girlfriend." And he said, "I know, but the guy who did scares the shit out of me!" FML. Would you stil think of me as the sarcastic commenter if you knew that happened to me?

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Chad_Brisson 2

Ok first, grammar nazis shut the **** up, no one but you and other nazis care. Second, that happened to me when I moved after my freshman year because I hated everyone there so didn't tell anyone. I came back to visit the only couple people I liked and apparently everyone thought I was dead, I chose to keep it that way. Even today I still run into people who thought I was dead, laughs all around

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XaosZaleski 0

Actually, I doubt that other actual 'nazis' could even speak English in the context we're talking about. I, myself, am a grammar nazi. It happens when you grow up with a dad that was a linguist, and a mother who is an English professor. So, gladly, take your comment and jump off the 'I don't give a ****' bridge.

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fudrick 0

It also tends to happen when you aren't a ******* dumbass. However I am very high right now so there is most likely a grammar or spelling mistake that will make me look like an idiot.

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lotusflower007 0

High School is so stupid. I mean who the hell believes that shit anyways. They are so gullible. You should start a rumor about them being gay lovers. Post congratulations on their facebook for coming out of the closet. or start a fundraiser for the new baby on the way. If they are that stupid to believe that, then they deserved to be ****** with

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FML_FYL_2009 0

High school is serious business. Nothing is more important than the problems you face in high school.

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protwtf 0

People lie and make up things in HS? Does this mean people don't always tell the truth? Oh noooo FML FML.......

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6991 0

Yeah, I saw that episode of Friends too. Lame, OP.

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wtflc 0

networking does exist. seriously, facebook.

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beachbabie 0

ok but ur not... idiot. why was this published?

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Wes2k8 0

I posed this on my blog, don't steal. Here's proof http://tinyurl.com/ya6o9py

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