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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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By Girl-with-the-glasses - 11/04/2012 07:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By Lonely School Kid - 30/07/2015 22:35 - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

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By DepressedKid - 01/10/2010 11:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

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By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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Mystery man

By me. - 13/01/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML

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You deserved it 518

By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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You deserved it 150

By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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Thursday 19 November 2009 16:31

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

crazytoaster 2

Friday 20 November 2009 0:01

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

Comments

patticake1601 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:12

FML sux now that frikken teenagers and kids are on here!

Polish12308 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:19

that's not kool!

jean_rosenthal 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:24

Jojo Metz?

5upernova 3

Friday 20 November 2009 1:58

That's messed up. If the ones who were responsible for the rumor were your friends, they deserve to lose contact with you. If they were never your friends, then they merely have nothing better to do with their lives.

xrideacowboyx00 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:02

Quit bitching. This isn't an FML. I lost contact with a friend of mine and he actually did die this past week. Seriously. Grow up.

Tigg3r 3

Friday 20 November 2009 2:25

We do that all the time! When somebody is absent and the teacher calls thier name we say something like "They caught the swine flu!!!" Or "They died." Then we all start laughing and the teach knows we are joking. Just show up and say "I'm back from the dead! What did I miss?"

loveyahun 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:29

Wow...the same happened to me when I forgot to tell my classmates that I was attending a funeral in New York...over a three day period, I was proclamed dead. Then when I came back everyone was all freaking out...lmao

famoussas 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:17

man that's awsome i'd use it to my advantage lmfao

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:45

lol! that happened to me. they said that i didnt keep in touch coz i was ashamed because i was preggers. this was after i got out of middle school not high school.