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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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By Girl-with-the-glasses - 11/04/2012 07:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By Lonely School Kid - 30/07/2015 22:35 - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

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Oh, hi Mark!

By DepressedKid - 01/10/2010 11:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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You deserved it 5 560

Mystery man

By me. - 13/01/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML

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You deserved it 518

By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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Walking cliché

By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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You deserved it 150

By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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bobsanction 18

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:31

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

crazytoaster 2

Friday 20 November 2009 0:01

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

Comments

whatupchica 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:11

I hope they do that about me. Good riddance if you ask me

Steffi 26

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:09

I hope they haven't done that to me O.o

red61977 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 3:26

Did they give you a cool death?

doglover100 28

Monday 24 February 2014 18:09

I had that rumor but they all saw me that Friday and I was coming back that Monday.

GirlWhoLovesVB 9

Friday 11 July 2014 1:44

You could totally make up some badass story to go with that!!

pizzaloverchick 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:44

I moved schools, and my best friend at my old school replaced me with someone who is blonde, short, smart, and funny. Just like me. All while I was trying to keep in touch.

trumpy 9

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:01

thats actually not that bad....im bot sure you are familiar with real bullying

Ovidio 5

Monday 22 February 2016 2:54

People think I'm a ghost only because I didn't go to school for a year not knowing I transferred schools. It's pretty funny seeing them react to me when we meet at random places.