By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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mylifeisgreat9 13

Be lesbians.

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SApprentice 34

Wow, so much hate in the world. We're all human. We're just animals. We really **** up sometimes, and usually we get by with no problem, but sometimes things like this happen. It doesn't make anyone better or worse, and there's no point proclaiming how pure you are because "you don't do that". There's no such thing as pure. It's better to just accept that every person is terrible, the planet would benefit if we didn't exist, laugh at the irony, and move on.

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T1A2Z3 34

At least you have each other! Sue him for child support.

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IHaveThePower 16

Team up and care for your kids together. There's a lot to be said for co-parenting with your BFF. And get a court ruling stating the 'father' gets absolutely nothing but a child support bill.

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