By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 774
You deserved it 82 698

Same thing different taste

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xlione 0

Hey, now y'all have even more in common!

jessiewessie 0

did u have a one night stand with the same guy on the same night

uuuuh you definitely deserve it hoeeee! who the hell sleeps with the same guy as their friend much less without protection??? YDL

To the people that are saying they should have an abortion: 1.one of the first things a baby develops is it's nervous system 2. to abort a baby, the abortionist forces the baby's legs to face toward the ******,some of it's limbs coming off in the process. He then makes an opening in the back of the baby's head, while it is still alive and feels everything, and sucks out all of the heads contents (the brain) and finally pulls the baby out. Remember, all this time the baby FEElS EVERYTHING. All of this for a *****'s selfish wants. Think twice people:/

Um.. Dude? I'm not sure where you get your informations.. But: Until the ninth week of the pregnancy, you can get a pill, that will halt the production of the hormones that takes care of pregnancy. Then the pregnancy stops, and you will bleed the foetus out. At this point, the foetus is about the size of a strawberry, and weight about 3,5 gram. It MIGHT give you a headache and diarrhea, and you would maybe like a painkiller or two. That's it. No brainsucking! IF you have gone past the ninth week, and you want an abortion, a pill won't do anymore. It can then be done surgical - I think it's until the end of 12th week, but it might be longer than that. At that time, the foetus has a total lenght of 6,3 cm (still think it would be hard to open the head and suck out the brain WHILST the foetus is still in the womb, with that size). Again, you get a pill to break the pregnancy, then you 'suck' it out, thereby emptying the womb of anything left from the pregnancy. Despite me being pro-choice, I still think you shouldn't go over the 12 weeks before you get the abortion, unless there are something justifying it. But still, if the foetus has become to big, you can make a Caesarean section, which, yes, could be hard, mentally, for the woman, but yet again doesn't involve any kind of brainsucking.. (How you even came to the conclusion that brainsucking should help anything at all, I don't get). On a whole other note: Guys, '****' doesn't mean somebody, who have ONE one-night-stand (and we have no idea if it is more, so, relax!), and is stupid enough to forget protection. Now, seeing as it is a one-night-stand, she probably isn't in a relationship - which then means that there's no reason for her being on the pill. Then she might have met the guy at a bar, found out that he was nice, gotten a little drunk and though: Hey, let's sleep together. And because they both were a little drunk, she just though that he would take care of the condom, and he thought that she was on the pill... Stupid, yes, but it doesn't make her a ****. Then, yeah, the guy could be one of those he sleeps with everybody, and did her roommate too, a few days later.. But why is that her fault? She might not have known that.. Although it in some ways is funny to hear people freak out at such things, and makes me really curious to know who really think they've got the right to judge people so hard, despite knowing them, then, seriously. Relax....

Wow, presenting it all scientifically does not justify killing a baby. If she doesn't want it, she can put it up for adoption. Also, unless she was raped, she is a **** for sleeping with someone she is not in a relationship with. Just my opinion.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

it's not a baby and it's not even an own organism yet. It's as much alive/a human as a bunch of cacer cells are

Well, you made me think twice about what I said. oo; Just read your huge ol' post and made me go, 'Huh. I actually agree completely with this statement.' So, yeah. Kudos.

mpoppe1018 2

It is its own organism. It has its own DNA at the moment of conception, after 24 days its own heart, and it develops very quickly all the organs and systems that are required for humans to live. It is much more than a bunch of cancer cells, which have no potential for life. Give cancer 9 months and it will kill you; give a fetus 9 months and it will become a human. In the meantime, it is still a human, no matter how small or helpless. Would you advocate killing people who are mentally retarded because they cannot take care of themselves? You probably wouldn't, because that would be immoral. Why is it any different with a fetus? Size means nothing. After less than a month, a fetus has a working, beating heart. Within 5 months, motor reflexes, the lungs, and the central nervous system develop. A group of cancer cells can and will never do that. With rapid advancements in science, we can see babies in the womb developing and we can see that this is a living creature, not just a group of cells. Wake up and realize this.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

You know what else has its own DNA? sperm after put in the microwave. Doesn't make it an organism. Also, organs don't make it a human. The brain, and that's the only thing that counts, develops way after most abortions are carried out. Maybe you should wake up and realize that a buch of cells bundled together to form various organs are not more a human than cancer cells as long as there is no brain and therefore no self. The mere potential of a brain doesn't make it a human either, or even sperm cells would be humans and every ejaculation would be mass murder.

ONYA 0

I know it's your choice, but I really hope that you two do have abortions. No child should be unwanted (yes, CHILD, not fetus). I have faith knowing that I was a wanted baby out of my parents love, and no kid should have to know their parents never even loved each other. Adoption would be a nice option.. if kids were ever adopted. If you really must have the baby, have you considered being a surrogate?

Selsa_Squirrel 0

No child is an accident. If you're having sex, you're technically TRYING to have a child. Those two children are lucky to have two females who can love them and raise them. They don't need an inconsiderate father. Plenty of unexpected children grow up just fine. They have support form one another as half-sisters and the OP can give and likely has given them all the love she has.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Bullcrap. Many kids are an accidents. Sex is technically the slapping-together of body parts and it's not done for procreation but for fun. btw, OP deserves it for not using protection.

Blah. I retract my previous statement and apologize. Ugh, must've had something stuffed up my arse that day. Hope shit goes down well for the both of ya. :/