Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch...

By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:59

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

baconstrips 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:01

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

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failsammich 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:55

well quit standing in front of his parents when you press your boobs against him

sideshowIFG 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:16

What a loser.

paigearoo 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:21

haha sounds kinda like my boyfriend only hes 22..

FFUU 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:56

I'll do it.

pppooppp 5

Friday 11 November 2011 3:58

Awww.

Zoth 0

Friday 11 November 2011 4:48

I'll touch your boobs for him.

Fl9C1 4

Friday 11 November 2011 4:58

Wow....never thought I hear a man be scared of a woman boobs...

btgballer 0

Friday 11 November 2011 5:13

Don't worry I will do it for him :P

imperialtl 12

Friday 11 November 2011 6:10

Im sure there are dozens of guys more than wiling to take his place

DankTurtle 0

Friday 11 November 2011 7:08

What guy does not want the ****

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