Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch...

By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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nick347b 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:59

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

baconstrips 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:01

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

Comments

jimmykaz 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:22

Well how big r your boobs and maybe he likes something else like pussy instead.

jfarrow9703 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:30

Just grab his junk and he'll forget all about his parents!!!

mplan68 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:12

I'd say chances are, he's never been given that sort of opprotunity, and it freaked him out, so he said the first things that came to mind. We low self esteem, shelterd, inexperienced guys panic easily and say anything that comes to mind first. Just go slow with him...very slow, and he'll come around.