By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 589
You deserved it 5 671
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

nick347b 6

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

256 2
baconstrips 12

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

204 4

Comments

purebliss7 6

he will be a 40 year old virgin then if he cant even touch boobs without worrying about mommy.

0 2
japtch 15

OP could be underage. That's a good reason to not want to touch her ****. And it explains why he doesn't want his parents to know.

4 1
Sik426 0

he is probably just a wussy

0 1
tactical_bacon 4

ydi for choosing to date the only straight guy in the world over 11 who would have that problem. no sympathy here

2 1
killakk 0

Did you ever think he was just respecting you?

2 0
kaykay20 0

I'd think that too if his reason for not touching her wasn't because he was afraid of his parents finding out when he's a adult but that's not the case. Clearly he's just scared.

0 0
asokathegreat 3

Haha I get it now, she's dating a closet gay dude ....... lol such a simple deduction :D

0 0
loveyouall81 2

I was just in Columbus... Horrible place!! How long are you there for?

0 0
Poetaster 10

Tell him if he won't... I will.

0 0
mpclaw 3

Well if he wont, someone else gladly will!

0 0