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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Is she better than me?

By Lovesucks - 02/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 23:01 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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Monday 15 February 2010 23:26

win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!

crimson46 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:25

that sucks.

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faztflow 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 8:38

damn that sucks

pandabear948756 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:22

Wow, you know, I actually thought maybe he really does care about you, but he's wanting the extra money. Never know. Dump him anyway.

ensemble 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:23

Maybe you need to return the favor. Your friend needs a life and you need a real boyfriend.

manda_sexpants 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 11:24

dued i feel so bad for you, that is not right..

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:41

Um, why are you still going out with him?

zssillybilly 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:06

well that shows she cares about you

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:26

Why would your friend do that? I don't get it

orlyescence 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:10

Hey, at least your best friend cares

jhowe72192 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:21

I'm sry but thts actually kinda funny

RedFiRE_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:04

Damn....She's not even a good friend for doing it. The whole relationship is a lie. Does he even cacr eis she has to PAY him??? wtf.

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Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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