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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Is she better than me?

By Lovesucks - 02/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 23:01 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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LTMcleod 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:26

win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!

crimson46 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:25

that sucks.

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aeslehc_ 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:22

I would say he's easily replaced, but if someone has to be paid to take you out, maybe not.

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:24

WTF happened to my comment!! There are other comments worse than mine on here all the time!....I was just saying how great that snickerdoodles guy/girl whatever "it" is

vincebloo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:56

that's just mess up

trainunderwater 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:05

It's kinda nice that your friend would do that, but also kind of insulting.. obviously she doesn't think you can get a boyfriend who actually likes you. On the other hand, maybe that's true. Either way FYL.

brandibombastic 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:08

Wow, that's really messed up. What a nice "best friend" you have!

m2j 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:09

well u can't say you have a mean friend.

ScarletMontgomar 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:15

I don't know what to say...I am sorry this happend

ily1210 10

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:17

ur friend is mean i guess but atleast she cares about you and probably thinks you needed a couple of dates?

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:27

I hope my earlier comment reappears. I put a lot of work into in and I think some people would really like it. I'll replicate it if it doesn't show up soon.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:46

He accepts bribes to date you? That makes him a gigolo, or man-***** if you will.

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