Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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You deserved it 6 880

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

Gross out

By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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You deserved it 196

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Sunday 26 September 2010 12:06

Why don't you tell us what happened afterwards....

SirSantpoort 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 12:16

It might be a MILF?

Comments

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:36

Holy shit North Dakota really does exist... 

m34tba11 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:46

this is only a bad thing IF she is a large woman w/ old lady boobs :D... enjoy the show..

kawigurl 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:04

guess no more sleepovers for you... lol

ravensfan17 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:44

that is so hot

natilie69 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:33

you got some muscles :)

FFML_314 11

Monday 27 September 2010 5:52

You're incredibly observant.

varkey 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:47

by the way everyone, the OP is a girl, so unless she's lesbian she probably doesn't think that's hot like you guys do and what kind of person walks around the house naked when there are strangers there? that's just f***ed up