By mcore - 24/07/2015 23:20 - United States - Akron

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML
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mcore tells us more.

mcore 19

To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.

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JaffaMC 13

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

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JaffaMC 13

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

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devildog562 33

Doesn't twister always end sexual with adults ?

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MrSassypants 33

Mostly in romantic comedies and ****, yeah.

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Hunkapoo 19

I love how he said "if" it gets sexual. it sounds like he might have had other intentions than just playing the game...

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pleasedie 22

He sure is a smooth guy

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Wolfipoo 31

He knows what he wants, but if you don't want it, then leave anyway, he's trying to force you to do something you don't wanna do.

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