By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

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MrBoredGuy 1

don't ever get a vibrator...

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mmmeow 0

I'm guessing since your from china your man is some kind of oriental race which in that case I'd use the "act your age not your shoe size"

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thrashdu2002 5

wow u must be twelve. ur dumb.

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vbmg152 18

How old are you? Well, it doesn't matter, you need to dump his immature butt!

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KillaKamiHB 2

Tell him to grow the **** up

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vallie97 0

how is this an fml? it's just retarded

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itsyourmom1121 0

haha! this reminds me of my boyfriend! but he gets mad when my friends sleepover and he cant d:

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hotpinkpepsi 6

wow what a retard don't be surprised if the toy becomes possessed and messes his world right on up

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